just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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