I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My balls are so social today.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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