I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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