Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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