Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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