But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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