I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Drake has all the answers
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
