His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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