i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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