found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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