ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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