Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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