i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I love you. Go after that dick
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize