where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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