is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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