My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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