I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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