Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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