yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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