Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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