protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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