remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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