But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Randomize
