You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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