4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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