this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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