He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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