mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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