So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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