oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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