Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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