You work out of a Hotel?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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