We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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