The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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