Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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