I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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