We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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