So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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