i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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