I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
