She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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