It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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