we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
