I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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