...so i touched it.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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