you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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