Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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