I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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