I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Reggie can tackle my bush.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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