How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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