I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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