Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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