So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Randomize
