i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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