hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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