This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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