lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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