Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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