Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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