we have officially lost it.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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