I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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